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we're renting this website by the hour
Every hour sold makes the next one a dollar more expensive. Here's why we built the dumbest ad slot on the internet.
- launch
- the dumb hour
Starting today, you can rent all of dumbstuff.lol. Not a banner, not a sidebar. The whole thing, by the hour.
how it works
- Pick 15 minutes to 24 hours, up to a year ahead.
- Write your takeover: a name, a headline, a color, a link. Pay, and you’re live at your time. No waiting for a human: once the payment goes through, it’s saved and ready to go.
- At the top of your hour, the site switches to your color, your name goes up across the homepage, and everyone here sees it.
- Every hour sold pushes the Dumb Index up by a dollar. Every hour nobody buys pulls it down by one.
why
Because the internet keeps proving that people will pay to be seen somewhere silly, and we’d rather that somewhere be honest about it. Every hour gets a public receipt with real numbers, and a permanent tile in the Quilt.
Rent this website. By the hour.
That’s the whole pitch.